24 lines
686 B
Plaintext
24 lines
686 B
Plaintext
Ignoring back seat drivers
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Exagerating ETAs
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Excessivising spoken directions
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Coping with rush hour
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Aplifying engine noise
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Embellishing odometer milestones
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Battle hardening high beams
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Supercharging racing stripes
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Entwining software threading
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Exagerating window tint levels
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Thinning traffic densities
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Chiseling GPS precision
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Garnishing dashboard displays
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Unfolding map details
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Sprinkling road salt forecasts
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Skimming speed limit tolerances
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Fudging commute predictions
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Contemplating the meaning of life
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Compiling cospiracy theories
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Scanning road trip snacks
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Cataloguing snacks
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Elevating tire rotation into ballet
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Preparing for best behavior
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Pep talking driving models |